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Saturday, September 30, 2006

HELLO. boy, this is really stupid. super stupid. but it is super entertaining. yeah, copy dilys. haha.

The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Mechanical Contrivium!
* The Mechanical Contrivium never sleeps. it's like, durh? lol.
* The Mechanical Contrivium is immune to poison! wow? haha.
* The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from the Mechanical Contrivium would bring eternal life! okay whatever. none of my business also. (:
* The Mechanical Contrivium orbits Saturn once every 112 Earth days. oh really? lol.
* Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives a Mechanical Contrivium on her 21st birthday. ha. where's welsh or whatever it is. haha.
* The Mechanical Contrivium is visible from the moon! wow, are you saying we have to go to the moon. =,='''
* The Mechanical Contrivium cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres. wah, snake arh. haha.
* Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to the Mechancial Contrivium. o.o prisoners call you huh. lol, stupid larh. haha.
* The Mechanical Contrivium was built during the reign of Cleopatra. who is CLEOPATRA.
* The Mechanical Contrivium should be kept dry at all times! lol, if not what will happen?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xin Tian!
* Originally, Xin Tian could not fly. hoho. that's like, stating the obvious?
* The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Xin Tian, and 400 times smaller. lol, oh really? i didn' know lehx. haha.
* Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Xin Tian. hmm, i believe i'm so much more worthy can. lol, at least, than yangshen's favourite HAMBURGER.
* Xin Tian can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. wow, i think mine is only like, don't know how long. HAHA.
* Four-fifths of the surface of Xin Tian is covered in water. o.o didn't know. i thought it was another figure??!! lol.
* Xin Tian is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world. wow! why isn't it in the orchestra. =,=
* The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Xin Tian state'. yuck! no iowa here! only jarvix and 6harmony05! disgusting larh!
* Xin Tian will always turn right when leaving a cave. HAHAHA. what a joke, i haven't even enter a cave before. -.-
* Xin Tian cannot jump! woohoo how do you know. (: JKJK. haha.
* Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Xin Tian! wow i can be a FORTUNE TELLER!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joyce!
* You share your birthday with Joyce. boy, we are 8 DAYS different can. lame pork. haha.
* If you toss Joyce 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom! huh. toss her! incredible... haha. she coin huh. lol.
* The first domain name ever registered was Joyce.com. boo but not by her what. so no point lorh. (:
* If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Joyce! LOL she so big meh!
* Joyce can't sweat. man, meii. that is so unbelievable. haha.
* Over 46,000 pieces of Joyce float on every square mile of ocean! hey, she hasn't even enter a ocean before can.
* Finding Joyce on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. really arh! wow thanks for telling me. meii I SHALL FIND YOU. (: woohoo!
* Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Joyce! huh. collective nouns? primary school english?
* It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Joyce! HA HA HA. that is so lame.
* The deepest part of Joyce is over 35,000 feet deep. boo. she's LONG and TALL. and i'm SHORT and SHORT. haha.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alicia!
* Some birds use Alicia to orientate themselves during migration. huh. don't understand.
* It is bad luck to walk under Alicia. boy, we can only WALK WITH HER. who will be so stupid to walk under anyone.
* You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Alicia to reach the earth's core. woohoo! she's also LONG and TALL. haha.
* The first domain name ever registered was Alicia.com. LOL. i thought it was Joyce.com??? contradicting huh!
* There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Alicia. wow. aren't you honoured man meii. haha.
* The fingerprints of Alicia are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. she is human larh! dumb. haha.
* Alicia has three eyelids. o.o my brother also have you know. (:
* The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Alicia. YUCK. meii won't eat that lorh.
* Alicia has four noses! wow, i am AMAZED.
* The international dialling code for Alicia is 672. okay whatever larh. like i care. (:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janjira!
* About 100 people choke to death on Janjira each year. orh horh! see larh jan. HAHA.
* Early thermometers were filled with Janjira instead of mercury. oh for goodness sake.
* Never store Janjira at room temperature. lol she's always at room temperature. (:
* If you kiss Janjira for one minute you will burn six or seven calories. boy, i want to kiss you janjira. WOW.
* California is the biggest exporter of Janjira in the world. HA HA HA janjira is being exported. (:
* Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Janjira! tootoo!!! i don't know what you are talking about! (:
* The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Janjira! wow, janjira, you are SALTY. ugh.
* A Janjiraometer is used to measure Janjira. HA HA HA. she can be MEASURED. lol.
* Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Janjira. man, you are DISGUSTING LARH. eggplants are disgusting stuff! eww. HAHA.
* American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Janjira from each salad served in first class. wah she is SO EXPENSIVE. haha.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Benjamin!
* Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Benjamin. HA. now i know lorh! gosh, winnie the poot, you are HOT.
* Benjamin is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons. he very small meh. =.-
* Benjamin can be seen from space. haha on earth also can. i see him every morning. lol.
* Benjamin once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. HA HA HA. dolly!
* If you lick Benjamin ten times, you will consume one calorie. boy, aren't you LARDY. or should i say, CALORIELY??? gosh. haha. no offence taken. (:
* Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Benjamin. HA benjamin is SMALL. (:
* 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Benjamin. benjamin is a PUMPKIN! man, i thought he is POOH. -.=
* Benjamin can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory! HAHA he is found in BEDOK RESERVOIR ROAD larh. lame pork. HAHA.
* There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Benjamin. seems like everyone has satellites orbitting around us. -.-
* In 1982 Time Magazine named Benjamin its 'Man of the Year'! OF COURSE. he is our BELOVED BEN BEN CAN! (: woohoo.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kenneth!
* Without Kenneth, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand. wow, kenneth's a pollinator. HAHA.
* A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Kenneth. huh? and kenneth? and OF kenneth you mean? he's a material??!! lol.
* A lump of Kenneth the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. wow. seems like, he's BIG.
* American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Kenneth from each salad served in first class. American Airlines eliminate so many things arh. just now eliminate janjira now eliminate kenneth.
* Native Americans never actually ate Kenneth; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. HA he's a TIMID PREY. =.=
* In his entire life, Kenneth will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey. oh can he even produce one drip. lame pork.
* Kenneth is only six percent water. hoho. that explains his size. (: bamboo. -.=
* An average beaver can cut down Kenneth every year! wow. boy you're in danger. LOL.
* Kenneth can sleep with one eye open. heh, i didn't know.
* Kenneth was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes. don't know who they talking about. ha ha ha.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shaun!
* The air around Shaun is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. MUAHAHA. YOU ARE HOT BOY.
* Shaun is 1500 years older than the pyramids! wow, AH GONG. (: no more little-one. haha.
* Neil Armstrong first stepped on Shaun with his left foot! hoho. di's a planet??!!
* While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Shaun. huh. grind their SHAUN? their TOOT arh. LOL JKJK. haha.
* Peanuts and Shaun are beans! wow i thought he is some fruit? (SEE BELOW)
* The horns of Shaun are made entirely from hair. BOO. he have horns arh. haha.
* The only Englishman to become Shaun was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Shaun from 1154 to 1159! huh?? don't know what you are talking about.
* Shaun is actually a fruit, not a vegetable! ooo. HAHA. i thought is beans. (SEE ABOVE)
* Shaun can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant. MAN, HE (i mean she) IS A GIRL ARH. hahahaahhahaahahah.
* During World War II, Americans tried to train Shaun to drop bombs. hoho. POOR BOY. lol.

man, this is SUPER STUPID. haha. but quite cool huh. have a good laugh. (: oh here's the url. The Mechanical Contrivium haha. go go go. do! super cool. LOL. (: shall do for more people next time. (:

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[[. THE BUSY SCHEDULE .]]

[x] 1jan; NEW YEAR'S DAY
[x] 11jan; JANJIRA 13
[x] 13jan; MRS PRISCILLA SEE 30
[x] 20jan; YANG SHEN 13
[x] 21jan; RACHEL 13
[x] 25jan; BENJAMIN MAK 13
[x] 28jan; AUNTY SIEW E 66
[x] 29jan; CHINESE NEW YEAR DAY 1
[x] 30jan; CHINESE NEW YEAR DAY 2
[x] 30jan; MR RAZLI SENIN 35
[x] 5feb; ALAN 13
[x] 10feb; KAIHONG 14
[x] 14feb; SOONKIAT 13
[x] 14feb; VALENTINE'S DAY
[x] 17feb; CINDY WANG 15
[x] 19feb; ADELINE 11
[x] 25feb; REGINA HUIYAN JIE 34
[x] 25feb; JIAN FENG 14
[x] 26feb; KENNETH 13
[x] 1mar; RUSSELL 10
[x] 1mar; SHERMAINE 13
[x] 4mar; YIZHEN 13
[x] 14mar; HUDA 13
[x] 16mar; MDM HAZEL BAY 27
[x] 17mar; DARIUS 10
[x] 18mar; LISHA 13
[x] 20mar; NAZRI 13
[x] 20mar; AUNTY POHCHING 51
[x] 23mar; JOLYNN 13
[x] 24mar; AIDIL 13
[x] 24mar; ADELE 6
[x] 26mar; POPO 83
[x] 26mar; YI JIA 13
[x] 27mar; JJ WAYNE LIN JUN JIE 25
[x] 28mar; CHARMAINE 13
[x] 1apr; APRIL'S FOOL DAY
[x] 2apr; JOANNE ARUNA 13
[x] 4apr; XIAOSHU 37
[x] 10apr; PAMELA 13
[x] 11apr; DILYS 13
[x] 12apr; DARWIS 13
[x] 12apr; ZIQING 10
[x] 14apr; GOOD FRIDAY
[x] 19apr; RENEE 1
[x] 19apr; DARRIUS 1
[x] 19apr; RACHAEL 1
[x] 22apr; BOONXUAN 13
[x] 23apr; CRYSTAL 13
[x] 25apr; MAYDAY MASA 29
[x] 30apr; DEBORAH 13
[x] 1may; LABOUR'S DAY
[x] 1may; MRS MING LOH 30
[x] 1may; NICHOLAS 13
[x] 4may; BENJAMIN ZHANG 14
[x] 7may; CHARISA SIHUI JIE 16
[x] 9may; LOUIS 13
[x] 9may; ROBIN 13
[x] 11may; JADE 13
[x] 12may; VESAK DAY
[x] 17may; XIAORONG 13
[x] 19may; XIAOWEI 13
[x] 21may; PEARLYN CUIMIN JIE 21
[x] 26may; LYDIA 13
[x] 28may; HAPPY 13 TO MYSELF!!!
[x] 1jun; ANDREW FUNG 13
[x] 1jun; RUIXIN 13
[x] 5jun; JOYCE 13
[x] 6jun; AUNTY SIEW KEE 47
[x] 12jul; QIAN YI 13
[x] 13jun; RICKSON 13
[x] 15jun; AZMI 13
[x] 18jun; GUGU 49
[x] 21jun; VENNIE JIEJIE 21
[x] 28jun; DARREN KUI 13
[x] 1jul; YOUTH DAY
[x] 2jul; ZHIWEI 13
[x] 4jul; LYNNETTE 13
[x] 8jul; KEITH 13
[x] 16jul; CANICE 13
[x] 23jul; XIAOZHOU 15
[x] 27jul; XINGQI 14
[x] 28jul; MAYDAY GUANYOU 33
[x] 30jul; ALICIA 13
[x] 30jul; ANDREW KHOR 13
[x] 31jul; CHINESE VALENTINE'S DAY
[x] 8aug; SANSHU 44
[x] 8aug; ASEAN DAY
[x] 9aug; SINGAPORE NATIONAL DAY 41
[x] 13aug; KANGRUI 13
[x] 17aug; ZOELEEN SHIXUAN JIE 14
[x] 18aug; DYLLIS 13
[x] 27aug; ISABEL 13
[x] 27aug; EUGENE 15
[x] 28aug; NICHOLAS[TRUMPET] 14
[x] 31aug; DADDY 52
[x] 31aug; JASMINE 13
[x] 1sep; TEACHER'S DAY
[x] 3sep; PORYEE 15
[x] 9sep; CYNTHIA LOWYU MEI 8
[x] 18sep; FIONA 13
[x] 21sep; HUIBIN 14
[x] 22sep; KIMBERLYN 13
[x] 26sep; PHYLLIS 13
[x] 1oct; CHILDREN'S DAY
[x] 2oct; SHAUN 13
[ ] 17oct; ZHIMIN 13
[ ] 18oct; MUMMY 49
[ ] 27oct; GERALDINE HUITING JIE 21
[ ] 30oct; AUNTY CINDY 49
[ ] 16oct; ERSHU 46
[ ] 19oct; VANESSA 13
[ ] 26oct; XIAOGUGU 34
[ ] 28oct; MAYDAY MONSTER 30
[ ] 1nov; SHI MEI 13
[ ] 19nov; VANESSA TNG 13
[ ] 2dec; WARREN 13
[ ] 3dec; SHERMAN 10
[ ] 5dec; QIUWEN 13
[ ] 6dec; DWAYNE 15
[ ] 6dec; MAYDAY A-XIN 31
[ ] 7dec; MR ANG TECK KENG 32
[ ] 11dec; SHAWN 13
[ ] 11dec; MAYDAY STONE 31
[ ] 22dec; YINGYING 13
[ ] 25dec; CHRISTMAS DAY
[ ] 25dec; SIR ISAAC NEWTON 364
[ ] 31dec; JAVIER 9

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[[. THE PRAYER LIST .]]

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[[. THE YUMMY FOOD .]]

= van houten semisweet almond nut chocolate.
= hershey's kisses chocolate.
= tako pachi - prawn; bacon and cheese.
= bengawan solo pandan cheese roll.
= ham.
= vegetarian bee hoon.
= carrot cake.
= hor fun.
= egg sandwich.
= popiah.
= uncle loy's chicken rice.
= uncle loy's char siew rice.
= rambutan.
= mummy's sweet potato.
= ah-ma's and daddy's and mummy's noodles [of ANY form].
= ah-ma's bee hoon.
= egg.

[[. THE WISHLIST .]]

= EUGENE DON'T ALWAYS SAY US UNTIL WE LIKE SO LOUSY!
= MASTER THOSE PIECES.
= poryee and eugene don't quarrel.
= JIIAYYOUX HMWK!!!.
= JIIAYYOUX EUPHO!!!
= THE MYTH vcd/dvd.
~~= sony ericsson k608i.~~
= motorola rokr e1.
= ace acc.
= billabong sling bag.
~~= shayer school bag.~~
= billabong wallet.
~~= op wallet.~~
~~= op sling bag.~~
= billabong big pencil case.
= entire set of hajime kindaichi case files comic books.
~~= P.S. I LUV U dvd.~~
~~= black music file.~~
= kawai grand piano.
= get into main band.
= see javier again. that sweet darling. [miss JIEJIE anot?] (=

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